The Jewish Publication Society: Bible Fun and Games



JPS Home About JPS JPS at 120 Years Submission Guidelines Desk / Exam Copies Permissions Returns Policy Employment Opportunities Request a Catalog Membership & Support Membership Giving Opportunities Sales & Special Offers New This Month Gift Certificates Gift / Library Collections Clearance Center Print on Demand Titles Children's Corner JPS Author/Staff Events Sign-up for eNews AJL Recommended Readings	Try These Silly Bible Questions! Why couldn't the animals play cards on Noah's ark? -- Because Noah sat on the deck. How did the Queen of Sheba's camel get to the top of an oak tree? -- He sat on an acorn and waited. How did the camel get down? -- He sat on a leaf and waited for fall. What baseball team did Goliath play on? -- The Giants, of course. How many family members came to eat in the sukkah that Moses built? -- Three sisters, two uncles, and 10,000 ants. When did Joseph play tennis? -- When he served in Pharaoh's court. If you were walking in the desert and saw Goliath waking up from his nap, what time would it be? -- Time to run. Who was the best actor in the Bible? -- Samson. He brought down the house.	About the Bible Bible Crafts: Bread Dough Map of Israel Colored Paper Mosaic Tray or Plaque Recipe: Lentil Soup Bible Fun and Games: Try these silly Bible questions! Bible Detectives or Scientific Snoops? Bible Fun and Games taken from The Kids' Catalog of Bible Treasures by Chaya M. Burstein, © 1999.